Eliana Osborn
Eliana Osborn
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I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.
Read...Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.
Read...If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.
Read...Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.
Read...A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.
Read...Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.
Read...I’m not alone in being troubled by how people suddenly disappear in life, right? That’s essentially why the internet was created. You may have heard rumors about Al Gore inventing it for military purposes... Lies!
Read...For you, dear readers, who are thrilled with the teacher in your life — be it your own teacher, the instructor of your child, or even the person who does piano or karate — this list is for you.
Read...I’m proud of you right now, even with all the sadness. Proud of you for heading to rehab, leaving the kids, the man, the house — all of it — to get on top of things. Doing it instead of just thinking about it, talking about it even, hemming and hawing? That’s pretty badass.
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