Eliana Osborn

I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.

I’m proud of you right now, even with all the sadness. Proud of you for heading to rehab, leaving the kids, the man, the house — all of it — to get on top of things. Doing it instead of just thinking about it, talking about it even, hemming and hawing? That’s pretty badass.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

1. Write a damn letter.

Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.