Eliana Osborn

Don’t listen to horror stories about airplane tantrums. Listen to me while I let you in on the secret perks of seeing the world with kiddos.

I’m not a fan of repeating things over and over so that they lose their meaning. "Pledge: a solemn promise or agreement." It is that extra level, the solemnity, that makes me uncomfortable with casual usage.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

They were horrible.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.