Elizabeth Laura Nelson

True Scorpio nature: We like it when people are afraid of us. They should be afraid. Here 19 other ways you know you're a Scorpio!

Parents — we’re the worst.

If you have these four types of friends in your life, they could literally be making you sick. Consider yourself warned and remove these toxic friends!

Attracted to the wrong people? Believe it or not, this is actually a good thing.

Yes, a lot of parents are assholes. But you know what? A lot of people are assholes; some of them happen to have kids, some don’t. I can’t speak for all parents, and I wouldn’t want to try. But speaking as one particular person with kids, here’s what I wish my childfree friends would understand…

“Parenting” has become a competitive sport. But it’s kids who are losing. Let your kids screw up.

Does chronic anxiety ever make you feel like a flake?

Never ask a Libra where they want to go for dinner.

The elephant in the room is my mental illness. Do my anxiety and depression make me unworthy of love?

Real self-care: Forget pedicures and bubble baths.