Joni Edelman

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.