Sarah Gladstone

For the sake of all that is sacred, I will henceforth become a dependable person. Or at least I will try.

Women raping men is suspiciously absent from most discussions that occur around female rape culture and prevention. And while male rape is certainly not as common as violent sex acts against women, it’s certainly nothing to joke about.

Yesterday morning, I was shaken by the 6.0 magnitude earthquake that struck the Bay Area.

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.

"No! Come back! I just want to love you!"

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Lady Gaga, an endangered

A new study is questioning why babies cry all night and generally exhaust their parents... and no it's not because they're hungry, wet, lonely or scared. It's way more calculated—we're talking Stewie-style world domination.

New video featuring the comments of outraged Domino's customers shines new, disgusting light on first-world entitlement