Sarah Gladstone

Word bombs like "hey baby" or “let me see that smile" create metaphysical clashes on the streets calling into question whether petulant catcalls are misogynistic (but harmless) or are actually societally sanctioned sexual abuse.

This is the funniest movie about abortion that you will probably ever see.

For the sake of all that is sacred, I will henceforth become a dependable person. Or at least I will try.

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

We love the cast, but we're wary of spin-offs (even though they don't necessarily have to flop) ... and please, no more yellow umbrellas.

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.

We’ve come a long way since the duo-chromatic days of black and white TV.