Claire Hopple

Some weeks are longer than others.

In case you haven’t noticed, food elitism did not go out with the abolishment of the food pyramid. But before you call your broccoli a power-hungry classist, make sure you know your basic facts.

Hey, the holidays are coming up, and you’re gonna see some relatives.

You more than anyone should try to carve out some space for yourself.

First, if you’re bored, congratulations are in order.

The year’s not over yet and already its bizarre occurrences and oddities are innumerable.

Sometimes just saying the words “fast” and “food” back to back makes us want to sneak a glimpse behind us, waiting for the

Let’s face it, people love to throw around the word “healthy” as much as they love to sit on the couch in workout clothes.

FAST, EASY RESULTS!

SHEDS POUNDS INSTANTLY!

Just don’t do it. In fact, reading this is in direct opposition to the titular admonition above.