Jess Lahitou

Nothing about his sexism is complicated. Right? According to election results, wrong.

One question here: why is a major government agency unable to fix its Twitter account for over a year? Two questions: Who is Marc Rich?

It's finally Friday, which means it's time to have a little fun.

I recognize there are loads of readers who think the Republican Party’s demise is nothing to cry about. I get that. But for centuries, our country has relied on two strong, restrained parties that operate along shared political norms.

But the way I see it, concerning the issue of legalizing pot we have two questions: 1) Whether a person has the right to get high, and 2) Whether that right supersedes the rights of other potentially affected parties.

Americans deserve to vote without being unwittingly “nudged,” “tweaked,” or otherwise manipulated by those with the most power and most incentive to do so. Ergo, any candidate from Silicon Valley needs to be treated with an excess of skepticism.

Rejoicing or weeping will depend on who you are, but let’s look at what happened either way.

Democrats:

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won big in yesterday’s New York Primary contests.

The best way of bringing in Sanders supporters is not to berate them into party loyalty, but to steal them away.

If you’ve heard recent Internet claims that The Salvation Army doesn’t deserve your money, and you are now wondering whether or not to toss a few coins in the red can on your way to stock up on Christmas goodies, here’s a thought experiment: