Joni Edelman

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

Chronic stress secretes a hormonal cocktail that wreaks havoc on that amazing body you have. Here's how you can chill your adrenals and reduce stress.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.