Joni Edelman
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Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.
Read...When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.
Read...She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.
Read...So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.
Read...Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.
Read...My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.
Read...As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.
Read...I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.
Read...I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"
Read...We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.
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