Joni Edelman

You should know that she is a really awesome human.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

What to really expect when you're expecting.