Joni Edelman

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

Chronic stress secretes a hormonal cocktail that wreaks havoc on that amazing body you have. Here's how you can chill your adrenals and reduce stress.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

4. A high school government class.