Joni Edelman
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The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.
Read...Misogyny is pervasive. And my three boys are living it all.
Read...Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.
Read...No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.
Read...I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.
Read...Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?
Read...When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.
Read...1. All vaginas are good vaginas.
Read...Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?
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