Joni Edelman

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.

My decision to bed-share with my children despite potential SIDS risks has less to do with studies, and more to do with instinct.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

What to really expect when you're expecting.