Joni Edelman

I want my kids to have an understanding of the truth of sex, the ins, the outs, the details no one wants to ask anyone—least of all their mom.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

With the help of the midwife—and immense effort on my part—Ella finally slid out into the water. But she was limp, pale. It was scary.