Joni Edelman

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

My decision to bed-share with my children despite potential SIDS risks has less to do with studies, and more to do with instinct.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?

They will 

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.