Joni Edelman

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”