Joni Edelman

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

My decision to bed-share with my children despite potential SIDS risks has less to do with studies, and more to do with instinct.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.