Joni Edelman

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

My decision to bed-share with my children despite potential SIDS risks has less to do with studies, and more to do with instinct.

4. A high school government class.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

With the help of the midwife—and immense effort on my part—Ella finally slid out into the water. But she was limp, pale. It was scary.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.