Joni Edelman

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.