Joni Edelman

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.