Joni Edelman

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

What to really expect when you're expecting.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

You should know that she is a really awesome human.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.