Joni Edelman

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

[CN: suicide, overdose] Gratitude stops me from ending my life, but it doesn’t stop me from wanting to end my life. Even the fierce love I have for my family doesn’t mean I don’t feel utterly hopeless sometimes.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?