Joni Edelman

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

Chronic stress secretes a hormonal cocktail that wreaks havoc on that amazing body you have. Here's how you can chill your adrenals and reduce stress.

4. A high school government class.

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

I didn't get a lot of mothering as a child, but when I did, it was from her. She taught me how to sew, how to crochet. She taught me how to stand up for myself, to be tough. She taught me how to make fried chicken and fried okra, which I will never make, because it's fucking gross.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?