Winona Dimeo-Ediger

"I’ve been on three rollercoasters in my life. I hated every second of all of them."

The customer is always right but they are not always sane. The customer is always right but they are not always sane.

Basically, if you took a map of the world and put red pushpins wherever something terrible was happening, you’d find a millennial directly in the center, snapchatting.

Dear Sensitive Soul: Are you having a hard time right now? Me too. I think a lot of us are.

Don’t want your relationship to stagnate? Then make spontaneity a priority. The scope of your spontaneous activities doesn’t matter as much as the frequency.

The Real Househusbands of Beverly Hills: See how the stay-at-home husbands of the most powerful women in Beverly Hills truly live! Watch these “men of leisure” shop, do brunch, plan opulent parties, and get in fistfights over insinuations that their lush heads of hair aren’t exactly all-natural. Scandalous!

Dear bikini manufacturers: Not all short, curvy women want to channel their inner Marilyn Monroe.

If you don’t have a pair of pixie pants, girl, you need to get a pair of pixie pants.

For example, if you’re having gastrointenstinal distress, resist the urge to hashtag it with something generic like #diarrheacramps. Instead, include your first and last name and the date to make it your own: #LynnSmithDiarrheaCrampsFebruary2016.

With the country spiraling deeper into a fascist hellscape on a daily basis, it’s hard to keep track of all the things to be outraged abo