Dad

In short: I don’t want to call names, but you’re a prick.

While the trials of caring for three small kids make it easy for jealousy to bloom, what makes stay-at-home life even harder is the lack of empathy and understanding I get for this 24/7 job. I have spent a frustrating amount of time trying to “prove my worth” to my husband.

Me: Alright, hit me with some suggestions.

Holiday Gift Guide: Drum roll, please! How about… a tie?!?

I know, the shotgun, it’s just a joke. I’m not even going to go why we’re still tossing around a rifle metaphor so casually, because at this precise moment, our nation is in wracking pain because of guns.

Whenever a man who plays a dad on television is uncovered to be uncouth, why do we feign the motions of disbelief?

I was not always a feminist. But then I became the father of two.

Why we should be worried about a decline in sperm donors across the pond.

We made you a mixtape . . . to celebrate the music-grooving men who raised us.