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Trump STILL Isn't Sure Obama Isn't A Muslim, Gets Told By Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump came under fire Thursday night for

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Oh Hi Brazil, Thanks For The Breastfeeding, Food-Shaming, Body-Policing Nonsense

In today's THANKS FOR THE FOOD-SHAMING and oh BTW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PHYSIOLOGY news: Tits and donuts. Sounds pretty good right? WRONG.

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Alex Trebek Says, "Turd Ferguson," And Jeopardy! Contestant Goes Down In History

A contestant on Jeopardy!, Talia Lavin, wasn't real confident in her answer.

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The Facebook Dislike Button, Do You Like It?

In today's OMG FINALLY news: The Facebook dislike button.

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Student Ahmed Mohamed Detained For Bringing Homemade Clock To School

Now, you might be wondering how on Earth a teacher thought that a simple circuit board attached to a clock display was a bomb. And that would be a reasonable thing to wonder –– until you learn that the student detained was Ahmed Mohamed, a Muslim whose father immigrated from Sudan.

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Topless Toddler In Times Square Prompts Police Presence

In today's ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME news: Topless toddlers.

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No, It's Actually Not OK To Grab Taylor Swift's Butt

In today's I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE I HAVE TO WRITE THIS news: Taylor Swift, her ass, and a Colorado DJ.

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Middle Finger Emoji, Finally, I Can Tell People To Screw Off With A Tiny Picture

In today's ON MY GOD FINALLY news, emojis. We have asked, demanded, for YEARS, that we might have the middle finger, so that we m

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