Brianne Hogan

I sent out Christmas cards this year, which I wrote upon with an actual pen. But it wasn’t always like this.

The cards showed me the Tower and the Ten of Swords, which is basically bleak shit worthy of jumping off a tall building.

If you’re looking for a health and wellness guru, look no further than Ani Phyo.

Jenny Trout. Abigail Barnette. Jennifer Armintrout. Missing anyone?

Dry humping my pillow and imagining it was David Duchovny seemed a much hotter alternative than doing the real thing.

Seriously, the lady is Busy with a capital “B.”

I’ve decided that I no longer want to depend on an exchange of cultural consumption or “comparing lives” currency in order to feel good about myself.

I've cried on subways from Toronto to New York. I cried bombing an interview, going to a party that I didn’t want or because my sweater was itchy.

public speaker. author. entrepreneur. loss-to-love alchemist.

Real Names: Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan