Claire Hopple

If you want to burn off your hair, possibly several limbs and maybe even your entire yard, then by all means, fire up that completely frozen bird. But if you’d rather play it safe, follow these simple tips:

Some weeks are longer than others.

Wait a sec, is consuming dairy good or bad for you? Do you cut it out when you want to get healthy, or add more in?

When the publishing industry gets it right, it needs to be celebrated, especially in a time like this.

Strange, that bad mood of yours won’t disintegrate with someone shaking you and shouting “Snap out of it!” That alllllways does the trick.

You more than anyone should try to carve out some space for yourself.

Forget ice cream out of the carton, the following limited edition treats from America’s favorite glutton gurus will be the new post-breakup sobfest snacks of choice.

Just don’t do it. In fact, reading this is in direct opposition to the titular admonition above.

First, if you’re bored, congratulations are in order.

The year’s not over yet and already its bizarre occurrences and oddities are innumerable.