Claire Hopple

First, if you’re bored, congratulations are in order.

Forget ice cream out of the carton, the following limited edition treats from America’s favorite glutton gurus will be the new post-breakup sobfest snacks of choice.

If you’re unsure of your favorite, take a look at the shades dominating your closet, the common color found in your accent pillows and decor, the paint on your walls, perhaps the car in your driveway. These can be helpful hints, but your favorite color could also just be what you’re generally drawn to out in the world.

Some weeks are longer than others.

Just don’t do it. In fact, reading this is in direct opposition to the titular admonition above.

It’s no secret that time away from the office needs to be savored as much as humanly possible.

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SHEDS POUNDS INSTANTLY!

It's a new year! But it's the same old story with you and your lover, er, I mean, your phone.

Though most associate this blessed occasion with Frank Costanza boisterously shouting “A Festivus for the rest of us!” and attempting to wrestle his own son to the ground, Festivus has an even richer history than you might imagine. The list of Festivus supporters is continually growing and the event’s practices are evolving at a rapid clip.

In case you haven’t noticed, food elitism did not go out with the abolishment of the food pyramid. But before you call your broccoli a power-hungry classist, make sure you know your basic facts.