Rebekah Kuschmider

Hi. Happy Super Tuesday. Did you get out and vote if your state is holding a primary today? Good, good.

Good lord, I don’t even know how to start this.

So, you’re on your way to work. You’re dragging and want a little pick-me-up before you hit the office.

Erin O'Flaherty, Miss Missouri, is the first openly gay Miss America contestant.

Serial fans rejoice! Adnan is getting a new trial!

The SSRI I took didn’t have as dramatic an effect as my stimulants did, but it allowed me to laugh and love life again and still managed to take the rough edges off my concentration.

So far, he’s raised $43,000 to produce his gizmo, which looks like a cross between a pacifier and foot massaging insole. You hold the end of it in your mouth and use the “tongue” to… well… lick your cat.

This isn’t your old-school, gas-station-bathroom condom dispenser, either. It's called a Wellness To Go station that sells condoms, Plan B Emergency Contraception, pregnancy tests, tampons and pads, and even over-the-counter painkillers like Advil and Tylenol.

In what might be the WTF-iest story in the history of WTF, a woman in Texas is suing the state for wrongly imprisoning her for a month, during which time she was subjected to physical and mental abuse at the hands of guards and other prisoners. What was her crime? Being a rape victim who suffered a mental collapse while testifying.

Everyone knows that Hillary Clinton got three million more votes than Donald Trump, right? Yeah. It’s true.