Rebekah Kuschmider

Women I’ve known with breast cancer are willing to go through screening, diagnosis, and treatment once — and only once.

ERMEHGERD! HERRY PERTTER!!!!!!!!!!

I got a puppy last fall, and I’ve spent about a zillion dollars on different things for her to chew. She really likes bully sticks, which are dehydrated bull penises. It cracks me up every time I give one to her and say, “Here. Go eat a dick.”

Over the years, Sesame Street has been a pioneer in holding up a mirror to the lived experiences of children and giving them a friendly re

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So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

School robots are invaluable tools for students who need them part time and also for students like Randy, for whom they’re the only path to the classroom.

“I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!”

Call me when Starbucks is serving a drink laced with cyanide and then I’ll join you in outrage.

It was only a matter of time before virtual reality brought us the sex toy of the future. That time, apparently, is now.