Rebekah Kuschmider

Lakeland Florida authorities were summoned by an alert citizen who told them, “I've got a dead body over here in the lake. Uh, it looks like an alligator is trying to pull it down under.”

So, remember a couple weeks ago when President Trump lost his mind on Twitter and started

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Last week, a female shark at the Coex Aquarium in Seoul, Korea

Last night, rapper Killer Mike was stumping for Bernie Sanders when he made a statement regarding the intersection of biology and politics that has pundits scratching their heads.

The First Amendment of the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to petition the government for redress of grievances. Notably, there are no instructions for exactly how to petition the government, and no limits on what kind of grievances for which citizens may seek redress. Which is why it’s totally constitutional and patriotic that a lady lit into Florida Governor Rick Scott in a Starbucks.

We are living in challenging times, my friends. There’s tension around the globe, politics in our country are beyond bizarre, and most of my friends are feeling really sad about a character who died on Game of Thrones the other night. But there is reason for hope! And that reason has teeny tiny hooves, big ears, and two nanny dogs.

Mr. Trump has a very short time to learn the difference between citizen-to-citizen speech and citizen-to-government speech.

Hi. Happy Super Tuesday. Did you get out and vote if your state is holding a primary today? Good, good.

We all know that presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump’s favorite subject is Donald Trump.