Rebekah Kuschmider

Earlier this week, the Trump administration decided that the most pressing issue on their plates is where school children pee.

I love communications technology. Luuurrrvvvvveee it.

BOOM, GOP. Try talking smack about the guy who got the death penalty for homegrown terrorist, Timothy McVeigh. Dare ya!

So. The election. Yeah.

Not too many people would talk about childbirth and say, “Longer labor? More pushing?

In an exceedingly weird story, parents of an unnamed 14 year old girl filed suit against Avenues: The World School, a private school in New York City, after their daughter was caught vaping in the bathroom with Fatima Ptacek, the voice of Dora.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

Joe Biden has been a lot of things to a lot of people. He was a senator for the people of Delaware.

The body and face we have today is such a tenuous thing. The longer I live, the more strongly aware I am that there are no promises of health or wholeness. Beauty is fleeting, and does it matter anyway if your body suddenly ceases to work the way it "should"? Would I regret the days I spent peering at imperfections if suddenly my sight were gone?

There is now a sex toy called the Sqweel that looks like a cross between an Epilady and something you would find at a craft store, maybe in the rubber stamp section. It’s supposed to look like a wheel of tongues, but honestly? I think it could also be used to paint borders on decorative plates or something.