Rebekah Kuschmider

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear tight black t-shirts.

If you ever wanted proof that the moral arc of the universe always lands in the right place, we have only to consider the fate of internet shock-jo

According to parents, the children were on a field trip to the botanical garden when they met Fiorina at the Koi pond. The former HP CEO then gave them campaign stickers and led them off to another room, where she arranged them as pro-life set dressing.

Is there anything better than baby animals? No, there is not. Baby animals are the best.

Why are there so many politicians who will say they want more prosperity for works but won’t directly force employers to raise wages?

Everyone knows that Hillary Clinton got three million more votes than Donald Trump, right? Yeah. It’s true.

In what might be the WTF-iest story in the history of WTF, a woman in Texas is suing the state for wrongly imprisoning her for a month, during which time she was subjected to physical and mental abuse at the hands of guards and other prisoners. What was her crime? Being a rape victim who suffered a mental collapse while testifying.

I got a puppy last fall, and I’ve spent about a zillion dollars on different things for her to chew. She really likes bully sticks, which are dehydrated bull penises. It cracks me up every time I give one to her and say, “Here. Go eat a dick.”

First Daughter and fashion mogul Ivanka Trump’s company announced this week that it will be discontinuing her eponymous line of fine jewelry.

Remember how a couple of weeks ago we talked about how the