Rebekah Kuschmider

I’ve never read the Quran or attended a Mosque, but I’m pretty certain that if anyone had the chance to speak directly with the god Allah or the Prophet Muhammad, they would not be saying “Bitches be crazy, yo. Keep them bitches down.”

I was all set to write a lighthearted piece here about KFC’s new line of flavored nail polish. Yes, you did read that right. KFC has a line of nail polishes that come in “original recipe” and “hot and spicy” and they would LITERALLY make your nails finger lickin’ good. I mean OMG! Sadly, they’re only available in Hong Kong.

See, Brexit wasn’t anything light-hearted and fun. It was a referendum vote over whether Britain should remain a part of the European Union. It took place yesterday, and the people decided to split apart.

This election season so far has raised a series of questions.

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

My god, that is IT! The GOP has finally unveiled their crack public health analysis and they are going after the root of all health problems!

Got a kink? Think you’re weird because of it? Turns out, nah. Kink is in!

After The Attacks In Orlando, Here Is How You Can Actually Help

Oklahoma is NOT OK. At least, not for people who want full reproductive autonomy.

Hey, Potterheads! Have you preordered your copy of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child yet? Or bought tickets to see it in London? Does the wait for new Potter installments seem interminable? Well, fear not, wizards and muggles! There is magic afoot, and it’s happening right here on the shores of the US of A!