Rebekah Kuschmider

A new survey finds that single folks using online dating tools are likely to have sex early on, with the intent of assessing the relationship's potential.

If you have the time to do so, volunteer to be a poll worker. (This could be especially important if you speak a second language!)

If your marriage is anything like mine, your text history with your spouse is a mixture of topics, often several at once. It’s not unheard of for me and my husband to be flirting in one text and talking about what time our son’s soccer game is in the next — and those texts minute be sent seconds apart.

Trump has been increasingly infuriated over the Russia investigation overseen by Comey and his agency. He even screams at the TV when he sees reporting on it. That explains his idea of demanding cover for firing the FBI director.

“I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!”

So far, he’s raised $43,000 to produce his gizmo, which looks like a cross between a pacifier and foot massaging insole. You hold the end of it in your mouth and use the “tongue” to… well… lick your cat.

Zika virus is not going anywhere.

We have all made it through another madcap week here in 2017. All kinds of groovy things have been going on — and by groovy, I mean things that make everyone ask: 'Dude, is he on drugs? No? Then am I on drugs? Because this is all too weird not to involve drugs.'

Good news, marijuana smokers! Scientists have recently discovered that everyone’s favorite weed is not actually associated with lower IQ scores!

Hello. I am writing to you from a place of rage over the House of Representatives’ misguided attempts to reform health care.