Rebekah Kuschmider

Before EMS could get to the scene, about a dozen people lifted the bus up and got all the passengers out to administer aid.

There are bedtime stories, and then there are bed time stories. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge — know what I mean?

In other words, you can’t cut off a source of health care because you got all wee-wee’d up about a sketchy video.

As the weeks of the Trump administration march awkwardly on, the question of

Apparently, the trend of very sheer tops that allow the nipple to make its presence known is the inspiration for this new twist on cosmetic surgery. Celebs have been photographed with nips in evidence, and people are bringing the photos to doctors' offices to say: “Give me these nipples, pretty please.”

You could probably look on the internet and find people whining about the changes, but I’m in too good a mood about seeing women and minorities on my money to go looking for bigots and their rainy damn parades.

The MOTO Clear Plastic Straight Leg Jeans look exactly like the kind of clear plastic zipper bag a new comforter for your bed would come in, only pants.

If you have the time to do so, volunteer to be a poll worker. (This could be especially important if you speak a second language!)

In reality, we should be consulting with our own individual doctors about our own individual health statuses because giant studies don’t tell us diddly-squat about our own bodies (and neither do BMIs, for the most part).

School robots are invaluable tools for students who need them part time and also for students like Randy, for whom they’re the only path to the classroom.