Rebekah Kuschmider

As Americans, we all believe staunchly in freedom of speech. That fundamental concept in the American experiment has led to artistic masterworks like A Streetcar Named Desire, world-changing orators like Martin Luther King Jr, and entirely problematic stuff like everything that comes out of Sarah Palin’s mouth.

In this week’s #FurballFriday, we get a lesson in affirmative consent from a chihuahua, who could teach us all about setting boundaries.

So, remember a couple weeks ago when President Trump lost his mind on Twitter and started

Today is National Wine D

“The reason cats are so pissy is they’re God’s perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them” - Da

Last night, Donald Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education was in the hot seat during her confirmation hearing.

Yesterday, Americans got to take yet another trip to the magical realms of WTF as FBI Director

Underpants are how you dress your CLITORIS! Your clitoris desires something fancy, don’t you think? Something soft and slinky or lacy and feminine or red and racy.

CANCER NEEDS TO KEEP ITS GRUBBY MITTS OFF OF OUR ARTISTIC LEGENDS, DAMMIT.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!