Rebekah Kuschmider

If the first line of your personal dating profile reads: “Must love combovers, bankruptcy court, and misogyny,” have I got good news for you! There is now a special dating site just for singles who support Donald Trump.

Nike is getting ready to debut a line of sport hijabs for Muslim athletes.

The FDA has announced that Mibelas 24 Fe pills, made by Lupin Pharmaceuticals, is under recall due to packaging errors that mixed up the active pills and the placebos. In the case of the recalled lot, the packets have 24 active pills, four placebo pills, then four more placebo pills. That’s too many days without the active pills and your body — your pregnancy risk just got a WHOLE LOT HIGHER.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

BREAKING NEWS –– or maybe epic flashback? I don’t know what to call this exactly.

If you could get your period to last only 20 minutes, would you?

If you owe the feds a tax payment and don’t want to pay by check or e-transfer, you can make a cash payment in person at 7-11 stores. This is incredibly helpful for people who don’t have bank accounts or credit cards — or people who need to get taxes paid locally, at a spot near public transportation.

As of April 8, several forms of birth control are available directly from pharmacists without a doctor’s prescription.

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

So far, he’s raised $43,000 to produce his gizmo, which looks like a cross between a pacifier and foot massaging insole. You hold the end of it in your mouth and use the “tongue” to… well… lick your cat.