Rebekah Kuschmider

Yes, you read that right. Donkey. Milk.

Kesha hit another roadblock in her campaign to be free from her producer/abuser/rapist this week. I’m sorry — alleged abuser and rapist. No one seems to be willing to convict Dr. Luke of the allegations of rape and abuse leveled against him by the singer.

In addition to being named the first non-human Meridian Hometown Hero, Jaxon has been awarded a probationary firefighter badge.

I got a puppy last fall, and I’ve spent about a zillion dollars on different things for her to chew. She really likes bully sticks, which are dehydrated bull penises. It cracks me up every time I give one to her and say, “Here. Go eat a dick.”

The manatees were engaged in a little mutual oral pleasure — or, as the kids call it, 69. Way to go, manatees!

PornHub has announced the upcoming launch of BangFit, a phone app that — you guessed it — helps you get fit by banging.

For a long time, one of the central flaws in civil rights for the LGBT community has been a lack of employment protections.

Gizmodo is running Facebook ads targeted at employees for specific agencies, offering them a secure and anonymous way to pass along information about the inner working of the Trump Regime... Plus, they’re successfully trolling the Troll in Chief.

Earlier this week, the Trump administration decided that the most pressing issue on their plates is where school children pee.

Persistent women have made America greater, stronger, and just more than the Founding Fathers could have envisioned. Persistent women are holding up half the American sky and NO ONE should question our right to do so.