Rebekah Kuschmider

With fewer people facing unintended pregnancies, the net abortion numbers are down.

They unmanned a man using manhood. They dicked the dick.

What could taste better than a sleeve of Thin Mints pulled from the freezer for a mouthful of cool, minty goodness? How about a tray of Thin-Mints-flavored brownies pulled from the oven for a mouthful of gooey, warm, minty goodness?

Hello. I am writing to you from a place of rage over the House of Representatives’ misguided attempts to reform health care.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear collars and leashes.

Wanna vape? You’re gonna need ID for that.

Today is National Wine D

And you can even bring your dog to the dog!

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Now, if you need me, I’m going to see if I can rig something similar for my dog so she can tell me if she’s barking at real danger or just a cheeky squirrel.