Rebekah Kuschmider

They unmanned a man using manhood. They dicked the dick.

There are a lot of legitimate reasons to get stuck at work. Last minute conference calls. Emergency orders coming in that need fulfillment.

Mr. Rogers famously told us all to look for the helpers in times of great stress. Well, this is a time of great stress and I found a helper — specifically, a little dog in Australia who is helping this boy.

The Daily Mail did the hard work of tracking down prices for the various products Kylie has on her face — and ears — and the retail cost of using them would be $500.

Lakeland Florida authorities were summoned by an alert citizen who told them, “I've got a dead body over here in the lake. Uh, it looks like an alligator is trying to pull it down under.”

Last night, Donald Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education was in the hot seat during her confirmation hearing.

The man who launched 1,000 memes will be leaving government after 43 years of service, first as a Senator from Delaware, then as Obama’s right hand man.

My new goal for this summer is to get my hands on Winecream. I’ll let you know if it’s as magical as I think it will be.

You might know that they call six-toed cats Hemmingways. But what do they call four-eared cats? Well, in the case of one such kitty in Pennsylvania, they call him… Batman.

The truth is out there, and only one presidential candidate wants you to know what it is. And that candidate is Hillary Clinton!