humor

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

"If you are able to get a shower alone, or even at all, it is probably tainted by the screams of your 4-year-old..."

And there are some things missing in my life. Things I was promised on The Jetsons, by Jane Jetson herself. Man, I watched that show and saw the future! That’s where we were headed, my friends. Flying cars were part of the package of the future.

I’m sure you’ll find it a delicious and well-stocked place. There are just a few rules

Hipster is the new Yuppie. If you don’t know what a yuppie is, let’s just say it’s the hipster equivalent of the 80s.

The funniest Mormon on air!

"Who puts folded shirts on top of your closet shelf? I can hardly reach the hangers, alone. Honestly, people."

The last episode of “MyCoffeePot & Me” aired 2 years ago when I woke up to an unresponsive pot.